lets-do-the-time-warp-again:

fonzworthcutlass:

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

raejin99:

slbtumblng:

carnival-phantasm:

Every apex predator, looking at a capybara chilling: “…nah, I can’t eat this dude, that would be fucked up”

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(via privateamerica)

ethergaunts:

champagnepupi:

why are his shoes on the wrong feet?

this kid just can’t catch a break

(via thebootydiaries)

love is stored…in the rat!

worldsworstfather:

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love is stored in the rat!

(via thatsthat24)

mamoru:

edward elric is so edgy and so pained and so hostile all the time and everyone buys it because he lost his family and some of his limbs and meanwhile al is in the corner having lost his entire body giggling to himself because he fit 3 whole cats in his stomach and nobody caught him yet

(via lux--nova)

aenex:
“Merry Christmas everyone
” aenex:
“Merry Christmas everyone
”

aenex:

Merry Christmas everyone

(via ruinedchildhood)